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Trouble in the Mysterious East [Sep. 18th, 2009|10:46 am]
Well, it's not that bad. My laptop just killed itself, is all. And I have literally nowhere to put my desktop as yet. So I have no computer! Haven't for a week! Hilarious. Soooo, there'll be more updates from me once that, er, changes. Terribly sorry.

In the good news, today is my birthday! Happy birthday to me!
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I'm in New Jersey, you know [Aug. 18th, 2009|05:54 pm]
[Tags|]

And I'm fine. Trip went okay; no major problems. Now! Here's the deal: There are plenty of folks, or maybe one or two anyway, who are going to want to hear how this whole move/relocate thing is going. This, to me, seems like just exactly the sort of thing that the noble 'Blog' was designed for. You want to hear about my new life? Ohhhhh, you'll hear about it. But! First you'll have to tell me you want to hear about it. Do so by replying to this thread! You'll have to make a Livejournal account if you don't already have one, but they're free and can easily be totally ignored - take it from me.

So! Who's in?

(And trust me, I won't be at all offended if you're not.)
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Journalism at its finest [Jun. 15th, 2009|12:53 pm]
Is this for real?

http://www.fox8.com/video/?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=3847832
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I am on the Internet [Jan. 21st, 2009|07:15 am]
Which is this sort of global network of computers.

You guys, I keep forgetting to mention, I'm also on Playtime Magazine - http://www.playtime-magazine.com

I have two articles on the front page! Only one, though, come tomorrow! But that's okay - the one being moved to archives has been on the front for three weeks, which is a lot! I've just been lame about getting word out is all! And you'll still be able to find all my stuff by clicking my name in the "Authors" tab! Aieeeeee!

Also, vincentmacropod.com !

That is all!
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The terrifying return [Dec. 30th, 2008|09:19 pm]
Guys, you guys, look at this:

vincentmacropod.com

I am so excited about this. It's back! I'm going to run around telling everybody tomorrow or the next day, but I wanted to tell you guys first, since most of you were the old-school VM crew. Could somebody tell Pete, speaking of which? And Craig?

Anyway, I hope you like it, and I hope I'll see you around there!

Woooo000oooooooW

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Reacting to the LJ front page [Nov. 13th, 2008|07:59 pm]
Okay! So there's this "Writer's Block" thing on my LJ front page that gives odd facts about animals, as a sort of idea-generating jumping-off point, I assume. And one of the things it says is that female hyenas have penises. So that's what we'll be discussing here. Ready? Then we'll begin.

Of course, female hyenas don't have penises. 'Cause if they did, they would be, you know, male hyenas. Or hermaphroditic hyenas at best. I mean, these are primary sexual characteristics, here. Saying they have penises is like saying the tails side of a coin has a head on it. No it doesn't! That's how you can tell!

What female hyenas do have is a penis-like bundle of flesh, which is used in dominance display. Hyena packs are matriarchal, you see. But apparently not matriarchal enough for dominance to be established by anything other than a swingin' dong. That's always bugged me, frankly. It was easier for evolution, in this case, to create matriarchy by giving females false penises, than it was to rewire the brains to accept something else as a sign of dominance? Fucked up.

Now, mind you, anyone who uses this, or any animal behavior outside of maybe (maybe) great apes, to justify some philosophical point about humanity can take a flyin' leap. Yes, hyenas assume penises mean dominance; they also don't wear any clothing and spend portions of their lives getting into unarmed conflict with lions. Don't do what hyenas do, y'all.

In other news, I have just discovered that Livejournal is a place where I can go on diatribes that usually clear rooms in real life. Yippee!

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No shit? [Nov. 5th, 2008|06:59 am]
Damn!

(Pardon my French.)

I didn't follow the results last night. I couldn't. But mornings like this are what's great about being a pessimist.
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Seriously, what the hell [Sep. 19th, 2008|02:35 pm]
I'm just gonna quote Dimfuture:

"The only thing more perplexing than this meme is why I would willingly participate in it."

* take a picture of yourself right now.
* don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture.
* post that picture with NO editing. (re-size OK)
* post these instructions with your picture

I needs me a shave )


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Listen, we're all just dancing around the issue [Sep. 18th, 2008|03:15 pm]
So I'm just gonna come out and say it:

Happy friggin' birthday to me.

There! Now we can all deal with it.

(By the by, me parents relented on this issue, so that's good.)
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Still don't know what I was waiting for [Apr. 4th, 2008|05:53 pm]
[mood | excited]

The title of this post is an homage to Mr. Onion Peeler. It is in his style!

Those of you who do not know me IRL are unlikely to care about this. Those of you who do might find it interesting.

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Speaking as your minister [Mar. 7th, 2008|06:38 am]

I have a declaration to make: The Bad Moon is over.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been experiencing a weird and unpleasant couple of weeks. While my own personal, professional and creative lives have been just fine, all around me people have been acting…strangely. Old relationships that seemed to be working great have broken up with great acrimony. Total strangers have suddenly and with no reason gone ballistic on me. Old and dear friends have sunk into depths of despair the likes of which I’ve honestly never seen before. I’ve become more paranoid and hostile than usual, partially because of these things, and partially, I think, because of whatever’s causing them.

Whatever’s causing them. There’s been so much of this that I’ve started casting about for an explanation. At first, I figured it was the February of a rough winter – February, in my experience, is when the Seasonal Affective Disorder does its worst. My wife then suggested that the eclipse a few weeks ago was doing it. I’ve since sort of melded these ideas, and expanded on them. It’s been a Bad Moon, I’ve decided, a whole lunar cycle that somehow makes people behave or feel horribly.

But today, it’s over. Today, it’s the New Moon. Today, we can start afresh.

Now, perhaps some of you have been having a perfectly delightful couple of weeks. If so, you have my envy, and my invitation to not believe a word of this. But if this makes any sense at all to you, then I hope you can take this declaration as a cause for hope. I’m taking it as one. ‘Swhy I came up with it.

Thank you and good night.

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Meme answers! [Feb. 25th, 2008|03:52 pm]
Yaaaaaaaay!


1. I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be. - Planet of the Apes (1968)

2. I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won’t listen, and so I have to use persuasion - and slides. [info]smoonn [info]quetzalcoatl_9  - Addams Family Values

3. Alas... how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny? [info]dimfuture  - Angel Heart

4. As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.[info]dimfuture - Kill Bill, Vol. 1

5. You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hate them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes. - X2: X-Men United

6. He was very nice about it, but he made me feel like a third-class witch doctor.[info]quetzalcoatl_9  - The Day the Earth Stood Still

7. Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat![info]dimfuture  - Raising Arizona

8. 1937: Hitler joins the Thule Society, a group of German aristocrats obsessed with the occult. In 1938, he acquired the spear of Longinus, which pierced the side of Christ. He who holds it becomes invincible. Hitler's power increases tenfold. 1943: President Roosevelt decides to fight back.. [info]dimfuture  [info]jimbow8  [info]quetzalcoatl_9  - Hellboy

9. And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive - a show to gratify your curiosity.[info]jimbow8  [info]quetzalcoatl_9  - King Kong (1933)

10. Well, I think dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think it's time we wind down now. - The Incredibles

11. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. - 2001: A Space Odyssey

12. Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up. [info]dimfuture  - Night of the Living Dead (1968)

13. There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015. [info]dimfuture  - Brazil

14. Superstitious clap-trap! There's nothing hocus-pocus about that little horse. Don't you realise, we've discovered a living specimen of the Eohippus. - The Valley of Gwangi

15. We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins. - Sleepy Hollow

Yeah, I did go with some pretty obscure quotes from these films. Still, you lot got 9 outa 15, so it can't have been too hard? Except for #10, which in retrospect was too misleading. And 14, which I didn't really expect anyone to get. But 15? Sleepy Hollow? That surprised me, I must admit.
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My LJ is just for memes and birthday wishes, apparently [Feb. 22nd, 2008|05:36 pm]
The Rules:

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions (though no one will know except you).

NOTE: Comments Screened - so even if it is crossed out feel free to submit your answer to have your name added. Answers in a few days….

MORE NOTES BY ME: I didn't include any movies that were originally in foreign languages. Also, I tried to avoid stuff that I don't believe most of you are likely to have seen, though I did throw in one pretty obscure one, just to mix up the pot.


1. I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.

2. I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won’t listen, and so I have to use persuasion - and slides. [info]smoonn[info]quetzalcoatl_9

3. Alas... how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny? [info]dimfuture 

4. As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.[info]dimfuture

5. You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hate them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.

6. He was very nice about it, but he made me feel like a third-class witch doctor.[info]quetzalcoatl_9

7. Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat![info]dimfuture

8. 1937: Hitler joins the Thule Society, a group of German aristocrats obsessed with the occult. In 1938, he acquired the spear of Longinus, which pierced the side of Christ. He who holds it becomes invincible. Hitler's power increases tenfold. 1943: President Roosevelt decides to fight back.. [info]dimfuture [info]jimbow8 [info]quetzalcoatl_9

9. And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive - a show to gratify your curiosity.[info]jimbow8 [info]quetzalcoatl_9

10. Well, I think dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think it's time we wind down now.

11. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

12. Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up. [info]dimfuture 

13. There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015. [info]dimfuture 

14. Superstitious clap-trap! There's nothing hocus-pocus about that little horse. Don't you realise, we've discovered a living specimen of the Eohippus.

15. We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins.
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She emerged from her mother this very day [Feb. 7th, 2008|03:26 pm]
So apparently the LJ etiquette is to wish people happy birthdays on your own journal, rather than commenting on other peoples' birthday wishes? Hell, I dunno. In any case, happy birthday, smoonn! Another thing I don't know is how to do the thing where your LJ-name is in blue and stuff. Hell, I don't know ANYTHING. *Runs out of rooom crying*

Hey, email me your address, and I'll send you an unforgivably weaksauce present.
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Busy! [Nov. 2nd, 2006|08:25 pm]
[music |"That's Trouble," I think it's called, from "The Music Man"]

So I've had one million ho-jillion projects on my plate this week, and it has made me so busy that I'm actually forgetting about sequence. Like, I saw a package in the office at work, and I thought maybe it was mine, but then I realized that what I thought it was was something that I had not actually ordered yet. This morning, I thought maybe I'd scan this week's cartoon, and then reminded myself that I had not, in point of fact, drawn this week's cartoon.

Weird.
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Getting into the spirit of this [Oct. 14th, 2006|06:19 pm]
Oh, you want pointless drivel? I'll give you pointless drivel!

I've rearranged Dimfuture.net so as to get rid of the column of Vincent Macropod pages on the upper left. This has involved reconfiguring all the old pages - all four of them! Four! - so that the Annotations are now a "more..." offa the main page, and so that the cartoons are now on otherwise blank, white pages. No need to revisit them, unless you wanna; the content's all identical. I've even moved your comments, where necessary. Just thought you should know. Or that you had no need to know, but I'd post it on Livejournal anyway.

Four!
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Trying to kill time [Oct. 13th, 2006|09:12 pm]
[mood | melancholy]

Hi everybody! Hi there! I'm posting on Livejournal, posting nothing at all, rather than doing something productive! Those who have been reading the Feathered Serpent's journal know this already! Killin' time! Ought to be working on my next thing for Dimfuture, but nope! Not actually melancholy; I picked it because I was just reading today that the word "melancholy" derives from the four humours theory of human chemistry, now hundreds of years out of date! I'm fine, really! Just in the mood for pointlessness!

So, how's by you!
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Seeking cartoon advice [Sep. 23rd, 2006|12:36 pm]
So okay, I do this cartoon, yeah? Yeah. And I put it up every Wednesday, or, at least, I mean to. And when I put it up, I put it up in a way where it's linked-through-to from a main page - Dimfuture. SO: There needs to be some text on that main page. By me. I have given myself two options:

1) Discuss the cartoon, its history and references, as I did in the first instance. Now, whereas this was fine for its 'origin story', I'm a bit concerned about this getting dull, or ruining the cartoons with explanation. Lord knows, my role models for this - Bob the Angry Flower and Penny Arcade - do little or nothing of the sort.

2) Just blather on at random, about what happened to me that week or whatever. Harder to do, and possibly even more boring; I really don't know.

Thoughts?
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The Horror; Also, the Horror [Sep. 11th, 2006|10:07 am]
I tell you this:

I have started putting up my insane rantings on none other than Dimfuture.net itself. Do please head on over and have a look, for revelations that will shock those who know me to the core of their being. "Cores of their beings?" I dunno.

http://www.dimfuture.net

More from me soon...
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